Advice I just emailed to a friend of mine that it occurs to me might also be relevant here

"Probably don't have a baby. they're cute and all, but mine kept me up all last night by first complaining that his nose was clogged, and then complaining because I was trying to clear the snot from his nose. AS IF I WANT TO BE UP IN THE NIGHT DEALING WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S SNOT. Jesus."