- Closed the dog in this special between-the-doors place, unbeknownst to everyone else. She was not discovered for an hour.
- Took a shit in this bowl, which happened to be lying on the floor:
- Awakened the entire household at 5:30 AM. It felt like this:
- The culprit was last seen avidly blowing kisses just like this one:
April 16, 2008
Someone in our house did the following today: