But in the meantime, here is a reproduction of today's Facebook status message.
Brandon Harveyis sort of a shabby velveteen rabbit today. Vaguely blackening eye, for example, from all the hours I spent in inconsolable Elliot's bedroom last night. He got enthusiastic toward 6 am and accidentally head-butted me in the face.
We have opened a college savings account (529 plan) for Elliot! We are not fishing, but this is an easy Xmas gift: print this contribution coupon out and mail it in.